incels
incels by Happy Bunny March 27, 2021
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Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"
Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."
Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."
Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."
Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."
Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."
Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."
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Incels
Males who aren't even able to touch a coochie with a 12ft long pole.
Incels are "men" who are unable to pull any women - as they lack sexual appeal both mentally and physically - and therefore blame the female gender for their own incompetency.
They will also initiate four year long "friendships" in a ttempt to attain sex that they will never receive.
Incels are "men" who are unable to pull any women - as they lack sexual appeal both mentally and physically - and therefore blame the female gender for their own incompetency.
They will also initiate four year long "friendships" in a ttempt to attain sex that they will never receive.
incels
a group of romantically unsuccessful males who believe that women are only objects meant for breeding and worship ted Bundy. common beliefs include but are not limited too: rape should be legal, paedophilia is natural, and that Ted Bundy is a prophet of their make believe religion of black pill and inceldom
Incels
No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."