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dumpstick 

An insult directed at a human. Often associated with road rage when a motorist or pedestrian is slowing the progress of another vehicle.
55 year old short man travelling 100km/h on a road with a posted speed limit of 50km/h "Come on dumpstick, get out of my way you fucking cock sucking piece of shit."
dumpstick by TommyWright May 28, 2010

Dumpsack 

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.
Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
Dumpsack by c.harris May 10, 2011

dumpsteak 

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.
We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
dumpsteak by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Dipstick 

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
Dipstick by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018
Drumstick means:

(1:) A chicken drumstick; like the ones you find in KFC!
(2:) A type of delicious ice cream on a cone with fudge and chopped peanuts
(3:) The sticks you use for your drum
(4:) Penis.
(1:) I got a drumstick in my KFC.
(2:) The drumstick has some fine fudge on it.
(3:) I use a drumstick for my drum.
(4:) The man stuck his drumstick in the woman's anus.

Drumstick Lesbian

Unlike a chapstick or lipstick lesbian, this woman is not actually a lesbian at all. She just looks like one. She still likes men and their penises.
Suzie's tank top, camo pants and short hair make her look like a chapstick lesbian; however, I saw her flirting with Blaine earlier. Therefore, she must be a Drumstick Lesbian.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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