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Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

Dumpsack 

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.
Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
Dumpsack by c.harris May 10, 2011

dumpsteak 

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.
We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
dumpsteak by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Bumpstocking 

When a group of friends go out to shoot up cans, boxes, old tv's and such as a form of entertainment by using a bump stock on your gun or by simply putting your thumb in your jeans change pocket and your pointer finger on the trigger. When you pull forward on your gun it causes it to shoot rapid fire. Clearly a waste of ammo but a bunch of fun.
Me and the boys went Bumpstocking by the old Mitchell place last night and lit up Cooter's old Dodge.
Bumpstocking by Simphead November 23, 2020

Dumpstack 

The act of several friends/co-workers/people taking turns shitting in a toilet without flushing in between. The shit is then left for an unsuspecting victim to walk into (this is perfect for bosses or your friends' girlfriends). The ideal dumpstack includes throwing the used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet so as not to cover the awesomeness of the stacked shit. Must include at least three dumps to constitute a stack.
"Man when Carl comes in tomorrow he's gonna find the most wicked dumpstack of all time. There's at least five dumps in that toilet right now."

"I hate Billy's girlfriend. I say we give her toilet a dumpstack at her party Friday."
Dumpstack by Mickey Dump April 26, 2006

Dumpsick 

A term to describe the situation when the stench from a person's dump causes him / her to vomit as a result. In order to be classified as a Dumpsick there are 2 pre-requisites:-

1. The person must not have been feeling sick until the point he smelt said dump

2. The vomit must be in the toilet pan with said dump

verb 1. To Dumpsick - applies when one person's dump causes another to be sick. As above the pre-requisites relating to previous state of health of the person being sick and the location of the said vomit apply.

- Derivatives: Dumpsickable (adjective) Dumpsicker (noun)

- Origin: originally from the Latin Dumpsickus, verb 1 influenced by the Italian Dumpsicki
Had a big night out which resulted in a dumpsick on the saturday morning

I dumpsicked my brother yesterday.

Tomorrow morning will be dumpsickable if I have a curry.

Most of us out tonight are dumpsickers
Dumpsick by porno1 February 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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