c.harris's definitions

Ghandi

A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.

Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!

When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.

by c.harris May 10, 2011

Dumpsack

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.

Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.

by c.harris May 10, 2011

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris October 10, 2015

buster keaton

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.

Kick rocks Buster Keaton.

Hey why did you bring Buster Keaton to the party? This dude aint real.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Buster Brown

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s -Describing people that hang around when they're not wanted. aka. Lingerers

Time to bounce Buster Brown.

After he copped a zip, Buster Brown just wouldnt leave.

Buster Brown, You're drunk. Time to go home.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Scurvey

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself

Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!

Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams

by c.harris April 18, 2018