c.harris's definitions

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

by c.harris May 16, 2017

buster keaton

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.

Kick rocks Buster Keaton.

Hey why did you bring Buster Keaton to the party? This dude aint real.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Dumpsack

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.

Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.

by c.harris May 10, 2011

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris October 10, 2015

dirtbag

An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.

Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.

Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!

by c.harris November 15, 2011

Buster Brown

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s -Describing people that hang around when they're not wanted. aka. Lingerers

Time to bounce Buster Brown.

After he copped a zip, Buster Brown just wouldnt leave.

Buster Brown, You're drunk. Time to go home.

by c.harris April 18, 2018