c.harris's definitions
A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.
Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
by c.harris May 10, 2011
Get the Ghandimug. I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
by c.harris May 16, 2017
Get the floppin donkeymug. When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)
Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.
(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.
(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???
(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.
(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???
by c.harris November 28, 2011
Get the Stunkmug. Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
by c.harris April 18, 2018
Get the buster keatonmug. Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.
During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.
Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
by c.harris February 13, 2018
Get the Buster Keatonmug. Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.
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blowjow dick suck head hand astro job
by c.harris October 10, 2015
Get the AstroJobmug. An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.
Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
by c.harris November 15, 2011
Get the dirtbagmug.