17 definitions by Ultraf0xDictionary

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
Auto Incorrect means your iPad, iPod, iPhone, maybe even a Samsung tablet or phone decides to correct you. The software then puts a different word that makes you sound stupid, mad, happy, etc. That's rage inducing.
Joe: Hey, boar!
Greg: What?! I'm not an animal!
Joe: SORRY, LOLZ, AUTO INCORRECT IS TROLLING ME!
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
Drumstick means:

(1:) A chicken drumstick; like the ones you find in KFC!
(2:) A type of delicious ice cream on a cone with fudge and chopped peanuts
(3:) The sticks you use for your drum
(4:) Penis.
(1:) I got a drumstick in my KFC.
(2:) The drumstick has some fine fudge on it.
(3:) I use a drumstick for my drum.
(4:) The man stuck his drumstick in the woman's anus.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
A console made by Microsoft released in November 2013 in the category of next-gen just like PS4. Many people said this would be a flop, and it isn't. It has EPIC graphics, good games, great indie games, and in my opinion the best multiplayer experience. It's good. For a price of $520.00 in the U.S. is an Xbox One, Xbox Live (multiplayer card), and a videogame, With Xbox Live Gold you can get 50-75% deals on games for download and get free indie games that normally are valued at $15.00. It comes with a nice XBOX Menu just like the menu at any Windows computer or phone with little interactive boxes. It's awesome. Just epic!
Since the XBOX One was announced many Xbox 360 gamers and Microsoft lovers went crazy.
by Ultraf0xDictionary July 13, 2014
A branch of the military. It does many tasks like take parts in wars, do secret missions, espionage, and combat. Whatever it takes, they will fight for our country. They will be honored for helping us.
French is the army code name for Rolande
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 8, 2014
A modern style of taking pictures. Made in 2014. The person holds a phone or camera showing just their face. Other friends can join in too. "Selfies with strangers" is where you take a selfie with a stranger anywhere. Selfies can be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or any other modern-day friendly website.
Hey, look! Jerry just took a selfie. Let me favorite his selfie on Instagram.
by Ultraf0xDictionary July 13, 2014