Kewl is how some people name 'cool' in slang. Or sometimes how they pronounce cool is like kewl. Cartman from South Park pronounces cool like kewl but in a longer, more annoying name.
South Park's Cartman pronounce cool like kewl. (K-ee-uh-el)
Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
Push pen anxiety is when you click your pen's little button. It is addicting because of it's sound and it's motion of going up and down (no sexual innuendo.) You kind of get hypnotized. It's weird but kinda awesome. Hah, try it out but not in class. You might get in trouble with your teacher, mates.
The child got push pen anxiety and got in trouble for clicking it so much times.
A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
(1:) A chicken drumstick; like the ones you find in KFC!
(2:) A type of delicious ice cream on a cone with fudge and chopped peanuts
(3:) The sticks you use for your drum
(1:) I got a drumstick in my KFC.
(2:) The drumstick has some fine fudge on it.
(3:) I use a drumstick for my drum.
(4:) The man stuck his drumstick in the woman's anus.
Someone who uses you and likes to see you fail in life, school, or even your job. A big prick, honestly. He maybe uses you to see your information or something that you own such as a game, car, or maybe even your own house. He in the end reveals he is your hater. You then succeed in kicking the prick in the nose and breaking a bone.
Dang, Manuel's best friend is a sideline hater, that's just a shame
Josh used to be friends with Garrett until he found out Garrett was a sideline hater using him for money, fame, and games. That's super lame.
Auto Incorrect means your iPad, iPod, iPhone, maybe even a Samsung tablet or phone decides to correct you. The software then puts a different word that makes you sound stupid, mad, happy, etc. That's rage inducing.
Joe: Hey, boar!
Greg: What?! I'm not an animal!
Joe: SORRY, LOLZ, AUTO INCORRECT IS TROLLING ME!