mine is small

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

Penis

Contraction for pen is.

A male genital that you wish was longer.