A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018
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1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
by Shaey Kay May 21, 2014
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1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
by Egaro February 16, 2009
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A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
by Indi Dae February 15, 2009
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One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!
by Buck May 09, 2003
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