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A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018
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one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
by josh April 29, 2003
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Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
by muffindamule October 06, 2006
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1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
by Shaey Kay May 21, 2014
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1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
by Egaro February 16, 2009
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