pumpstick 

(noun) def. Another word for a pump style shotgun in American slang.

Gary: Man I'm so tired of my bitch ass cracker sister screwing me out of my trust!
Jaysen: No problem dude, you get the pumpstick and shovel, I'll rent the U-Haul and bring some plastic bags! Problem solved!!

pumpstick by shelbygtman June 2, 2013

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!

Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

Pupsticle Course 

The act of having to step over dogs sleeping on the floor in your or a friends home.

Mike: Butch come here a minute please, I need your help.
Butch: Coming.
Mike: What's taking so long?
Butch: Sorry, I had to deal with a 3 dog pupsticle course.

Pupsticle Course by Quasar2012 August 12, 2010

bumpstick 

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

bumpstick by ghost August 1, 2003

Poopstick 

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

Poopstick by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

pimpstick 

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho

Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!

pimpstick by 1an September 20, 2006

poopstick 

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

poopstick by TCW00dy March 16, 2004