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One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is evan."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
by kay:-) March 01, 2015
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adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart

noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does

verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
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1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.
1 "you know who i called when i thought i was dying? evan"

2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan"

3 "evan, i think i love you"
by ledzep_cry July 12, 2009
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a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.
"youre a goof ball"
"evans more of a goofball"
"but hes damnnn sexy"
by evan is the man 23984 March 19, 2009
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The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.
I love you Evan. <3
by bub ;) July 05, 2010
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A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.
He is such a great evan.
by ehrhs06 May 03, 2008
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Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"
by Evan W Sullivan January 29, 2007
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