downsizer

A guy who entices a girl to go out with him using the pretense of a really cool date and once she says yes switches it out for something lame or cheap.

He invited me to a condo on the beach for the weekend but when I said yes he switched it to hanging out at his house and going to the lake... what a downsizer!

by gamergrrl August 23, 2011

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011

downside of street cred

selling your soul to try to please some imagined audience

he bought the shoes and shirt but wasn't accepted so he found out about the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.

"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."

by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

Downriver Jellyfish

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.

"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".

by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

downser

A person with Down's Syndrome.

Rita was a smokin' hottie but little did Michael know she was a total downser.

by QR134 January 19, 2009

downside watson

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.

"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008