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A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.
I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.
by jeff22824 December 06, 2014
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a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
by flaterduck May 18, 2008
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A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .
Crystal should stop cheating on imani
by M.viii_ June 06, 2015
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Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 24, 2015
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Crystal is transparent, she will tell you her truth if she trust you, but she will never lie to you she’ll just withhold information. She’s very understanding, aware and confidant, but she lowkey. She often pulls away from friends and family with no warning, or regard to how it will seem. It’s her personal form of self preservation; she’s turned off by bs! She just wants to laugh and enjoy life, she sees the glass as half full rather than half empty, she’s a optimist. When people meet her they see her as real, down to earth, sarcastic and funny, and once you get to know her you'll see her as an extremely loyal and kind hearted person, doesn’t mind being the butt of her own joke, she hates drama, lies, and gossip! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! Many people are jealous of her just based on her beauty, brains, and bank account. She is the personification of innocence and beauty, one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, she has great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! she is a person with an old and wise soul, she will do anything to protect her friends and family, definition of beauty.
Everybody want's a Crystal she real and down
by rarebeautyagainagain July 03, 2012
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A good name for a stripper or a whore.

In less of an UD spirit, it can be used to describe an object of a specific molecular organization, such as sugar.
Dude, I think that stripper, Crystal, really likes me!

She doesn't really like you. She's just trying to drum up business; shes a hooker.

Our science teacher brought in a bunch of sugar crystals for us to look at under the microscope. They had similar patterns and arrangements to the crystals my mom smokes each day.
by Soulless Ging June 22, 2014
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"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."
by crystzl March 30, 2015
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