Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!

Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!

by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Crystal

The love of my life

That girl is such a Crystal or I've found myself a Crystal

by CrystalsLove May 25, 2019

Crystal

A real bitch, won't take no bullshit she'll just kill you and steal your goats

Run there's a Crystal behind you

by KEVINBOBDAVE April 04, 2019

Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad

My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky

by Maddiegracefrontz February 01, 2021

Crystal

An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.

- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."
- "Crystal has the best smile."

by Darkness-666 March 06, 2009

Crystal

A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.

I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.

by jeff22824 December 06, 2014

Crystal

The following symptoms of being a Crystal:

1. Delusional

2. Dysfunctional

3. Denial

4. Delirious

Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse!

Crystal

by crystalblackneck April 03, 2010