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dicksnatch 

a woman who acts like a dick , alternatively , a guy who acts like a pussy , also see Cuntingham
that chic is a total dicksnatch
dicksnatch by Seanasaurus February 13, 2019
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Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.
Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

dicksquatch 

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.
"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"
dicksquatch by balllsmell May 14, 2008

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.
Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!
Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

disnatchy 

My best friend is so disnatchy!
disnatchy by Shanner Nanner May 26, 2010

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.
Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.
dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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