dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

dicksquatch

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.

"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"

by balllsmell May 14, 2008

Dickscratcher

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

by douche-hater July 15, 2010

discratchin

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.

Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

Dicksquatch

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus

Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch

by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018

Dickaratchi

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019

Dickscratchin

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019