Dickscratcher

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

by HoTranBrasky December 11, 2009