Dickaratchi 

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

Dickaratchi by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019

disparatchio 

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

disparatchio by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

dickwatching by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

Dickscratchin 

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

Dickscratchin by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019

disparatchio 

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

This weed is gas dawg I’m straight disparatchio.
Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

disparatchio by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022