Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 27, 2020

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

Dickachu

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

darkwatch

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.

Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.

by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

dickbitch

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.

Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"

by sdmark619 April 29, 2010