Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dickstitch 

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

Dickstitch by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickstitch 

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

Dickstitch by slg19 February 10, 2015

dickabitch 

To suggest that someone engage, or has engaged, in sexual intercourse.

1. Hey man stop jackin it and go dickabitch.

2. Hey I saw Christine coming out of your room, did you dickabitch?

dickabitch by lolcat2000 November 30, 2010

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.

Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"

dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010