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The ability to learn and reason; the capacity for knowledge and understanding.
Chris: Irene, you're intellect is far more superior than mine.
Intellect by Irene Samek May 22, 2003
A very great thing to have, too bad that over 90% of the world population was born without it.
If Taylor had any intellect, she might actually be good for something.
intellect by Ashleys Lover December 28, 2005
nounage - tha size of ya dome's hdd and the dwonright linebackin quickness to pull that shit out when ya need it.
my intellect will slap yo intellect silly foo!
intellect by swank September 10, 2004
an intellect is a stupid, loud, dumb, annoying, short, white, ignorant cunt, that can’t read properly.
that guy over there that can’t read is an intellect.
Jordan Peterson doesn't want people elevating intellect to the highest place because what that means is that Jordan Peterson will NEVER occupy the highest place.
Hym "And his daughter's a slut. And he wants to elevate her. So he need to KEEP INTELLECT... Lower on the conceptual ladder than filthy slut that flew to Romania to fuck a guy pretending to be me and cheat on her husband and then gets her lying charlatan ignoramus of a father to go up on stage and LIE about when marriages are over. I thought you said they should have to work it out and not get divorced? But ALSO... Marriages can be over long before they split up? And when the woman cheats it not because she wanted a fat cock... It's the man's fault. You are actually and actively the worst person I have ever seen. And I've watched women get raped at gunpoint and men get decapitated."
Intellect by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

Intellect-sexual 

A person who is sexually aroused by another's intelligence, or big brain.
If you want to get me aroused, you first have to engage my mind. You see, I'm intellect-sexual.
Intellect-sexual by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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