dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

dickwatcher by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

dickwater 

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

DICK WATCHER 

A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.

MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!

DICK WATCHER by BIG45 October 19, 2008

Dickwasher 

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money

Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!

Dickwasher by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018

Dick Watcher 

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

Dick Watcher by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

Dick Watcher 

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

Dick Watcher by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021