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When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.
"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me
by r0tc0d February 19, 2007
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A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.
Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.
by Mochicho February 10, 2009
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A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.
Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.
by Cryptic June 29, 2005
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