doucher

one who practices duchebaggery

doucher: see also Ryan Seacrest

by cxnnor May 16, 2009

doucher

A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason

as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:

Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!

by garageband_4 April 10, 2009

doucher

Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.

After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.

Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.

by Marcus Dee Williams March 05, 2011

doucher

One whos displays the atributes of a douche

Johny is such a doucher

by crazycanadian1234 June 06, 2009

doucher

noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional

A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.

by Funk Master P April 08, 2009

doucher

Someone who drives a '99 ford f250 turbo diesel, wears white sunglasses and talks shit!

He is a doucher.

by cllluuuuubbbbeeeeemmmmmm September 06, 2010

doucher

Noun- One who conducts one's self, behaves like, or is a douche bag. This word was coined by B. McDermed. It's easier than saying douche bag, and funnier.

Look- Dolan is acting creepy again. What a doucher...

by Rusty Cox December 28, 2011