decreep 

To use decreep yourself using 4-5 in one decreeping lotion or shampoo. Generally done once a week or more. If not done a strong scent will be produced

I decreeped myself last night and nearly broke my leg

decreep by Ridogger October 6, 2021

Decrept

Describes a person, place, thing, or, action that is lesser of value than expected

“Max is decrept because he put a meme in the DECA presentation.”

Decrept by 67honourpig September 19, 2016

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

cul-de-creep 

(noun) when you are spying on someone by driving by their house, and unfortunately, they live on a cul-de-sac, you have to turn around in a cul-de-creep

"Dammnit! I didn't realize they lived in this neighborhood. I hope they don't see us as we turn around in their cul-de-creep."

"Why is Bob turning around by our house? Drive-by? Or cul-de-creep? How spish."

cul-de-creep by gracie chimes June 9, 2009

decrepit 

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

decrepit by Guy January 26, 2004

decrepify 

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

decrepify by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decrepitude 

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

decrepitude by Patlas January 8, 2009