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that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
by hot sauce March 11, 2004
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To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.
John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her
by FAMZINHO July 04, 2016
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What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK
Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION
by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004
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a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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A Topical Analgesic.
Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004
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A secret word for Marijuana. Primarily used to for talking about weed in situations where it would be considered unacceptable.
Hey whats up man, you got any lotion on you? My skin is dry. I don't but i was about to get some on my lunch break.

Man I'm super lotioned up right now.
by Incosleep July 08, 2019
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A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.
by Bix September 24, 2003
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