decrepify 

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

decrepify by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decrapification 

You've been accumulating cruft year after year, a gnawing sense in the back of your mind that someday you'll have to do something with this stuff. Actually getting down to looking through it all, one by one, and throwing out everything you're never going to use: the decrapification of your apartment.

I know him, I took his Apple Unix when he was in New York.
Oh, yeah, that was when I moved out of the Brooklyn apartment. That was round one of the great decrapification.

Decrapification was the project for 2007, and oh my god the stuff we got rid of!

decrapification by My name is Cos January 13, 2008

decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer

I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!

decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrepit 

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

decrepit by Guy January 26, 2004

decrepitude 

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

decrepitude by Patlas January 8, 2009

decrepiturd 

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.

While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.

decrepiturd by drumdiva October 7, 2009