You've been accumulating cruft year after year, a gnawing sense in the back of your mind that someday you'll have to do something with this stuff. Actually getting down to looking through it all, one by one, and throwing out everything you're never going to use: the decrapification of your apartment.
I know him, I took his Apple Unix when he was in New York.
Oh, yeah, that was when I moved out of the Brooklyn apartment. That was round one of the great decrapification.
Decrapification was the project for 2007, and oh my god the stuff we got rid of!
A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.
While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysteriousobject. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.