Top definition
Verb: to Mueller something/someone is to execute a deep lengthy investigation, usually in order to uncover the deepest darkest secrets and crimes of that thing/person, including and often specifically to find secrets unrelated to the original inquiry.
Frances: "Alright boys, fess up now, who took my lighter? Don't make me Mueller this shit and expose your vast collection of stolen lighters."
by bmb5220 May 22, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Mueller mug for your papa Manley.
2
Surname. The American version of the name Muller, but with an Umlaut over the "u." Very common in Germany.
American Muellers can be the best people you will ever meet.
Person #1: "That Sarah Mueller, she's really great!"
Person #2: "She might actually be one of the best people I have ever met!"
by always true February 26, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Mueller mug for your barber Paul.
3
When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.
I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. She then proceeded to have sexual relations with my friend Salinas.
by Rafael salinas March 04, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Mueller mug for your father Bob.
6
Something that goes on and on and on and on and never ends, but also never produces anything useful. Purposefully carrying something to its furthest extent to annoy another. Origin: The Robert Mueller Investigation. Also see MuellerGASIM, Muelldozed, Pulling a Mueller, Muelleresque.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Mueller (n): That line is a Mueller!
Mueller (v): I tried to Mueller that clerk, but he caught on!
by Gingy Yael August 21, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Mueller mug for your coworker Callisto.
7
The German word for "Dork" , but in the US of A it is usually used to describe a proper "Idiot".

Muellers often live in such redneck area's as Rural areas of Washington state or the Deep South.

They dress in white trash clothing such as checked shirts and allways wear baseball hats , they love to watch Dirt Track racing and their whole life is spent on a quest to actually design build a hobby sports car from that old Camero that has been laying dormant and rusty at the boneyard for the last 10 years.

They generally have atleast one of their front teeth missing and like to grow those funny beards under their botton lips.

If your a Mueller then there is a very good chance "That you really are your own Grandpa.!."

Red Neck , White Trash , Mueller
by James Furlong October 08, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Mueller mug for your guy Sarah.