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pussy dehumidifier 

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.
Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014
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Dehumanized 

To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility and a very great disturbed song
If I offer you my soul,
Will you carry me away?
How can I be the only one
To be dehumanized again,
Left behind
Verb: To remove the presence of semen or Cum.

The act of DeCumming can be used by removing the cum within the testicles through furious masturbation or sex.
alternately

The act of DeCumming can be used to remove Cum from hair, face, body or within the body.
i'll be over soon. Just need to DeCum.
DeCum by NotABadger77 June 23, 2017

Dechuring 

Behaving and performing random acts more befitting a teenager as you grow older.
My husband is dechuring. At the age of 50 he still hides to try and scare people.

dehumiliator

A device similar to that of a dehumidifier, but instead of exctracting moisture from a room, it exctracts embarressment from a person.
Gazzo used a dehumiliator to overcome the hideous embarrassment caused by that slip of the tongue...
dehumiliator by Dennibel February 17, 2004

Decumission 

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again
I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission
Decumission by jaffaw July 14, 2009