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Moisture 

MOOOOOOOOIST
Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin
Moisture by Vonscrunchyplump November 27, 2017

Moisture 

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture
Moisture by Nigga Penis August 20, 2021

Moisture 

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)
There’s a lot of moisture in Texas
Moisture by M. H. M April 19, 2024

moisture farm 

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.
Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.
moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.
Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."
moisture muffin by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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