1 definition by himomandbrad
A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.
Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier
Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier
Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
by himomandbrad December 3, 2014