Dennibel's definitions

shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

dehumiliator

A device similar to that of a dehumidifier, but instead of exctracting moisture from a room, it exctracts embarressment from a person.

Gazzo used a dehumiliator to overcome the hideous embarrassment caused by that slip of the tongue...

by Dennibel February 17, 2004