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behaving by june harber April 28, 2008
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Behaving British
Behaving British by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016
Word of the Day on June 27, 2016
Behaving British
Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.
Behaving British by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016
Behaving British
Respecting democracy against those that would throw it all away for cheaper roaming charges. I mean, whatever have old people ever done for us apart from sacrificing their lives for freedom?
"Those damn old people, BEHAVING BRITISH still protecting democracy, I mean isn't MY vote worth more than theirs?
Behaving British by DNACowboy June 27, 2016
silly behaving
said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.
a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.
The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.
Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.
The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.
Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.
silly behaving by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
DJs behaving badly
DJs behaving badly by Mr H Jones February 4, 2022
people behaving badly
Coined by journalist Stanley Roberts in San Francisco it was the name of a daily news segment with the same name.
people behaving badly by Gotchaoncam April 6, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
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