cuzrag

Any item not intended to be a cumrag, but is used as one.

That Jerk used my notebook as a cuzrag!

cuzrag by Alex August 11, 2004

Cumrag Murray 

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.

Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"

Cumrag Murray by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019

cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

cumrag by MartinBlank March 30, 2005

cumrag

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

cumrag by joe35205 June 22, 2006

curaga 

Most powerful hp recovering spell in the game of Final Fantasy.

Wakka: Quickly Yuna use Curaga! I'm dying!!!
Tidus: Nope he's gone...toss a Phoenix Down.

curaga by PornSoldier November 30, 2006

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

cumrag by Jack September 26, 2003

cumrag

Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)

I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag

cumrag by Cappy1 June 15, 2004