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Scarlet Begonias

A song originaly made by the Greatful Dead but made better by Sublime
As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls

Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property

A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp

And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
by Jack August 4, 2004
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Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.
"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"
by Jack May 25, 2003
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Riddle Runaround

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Daytona Beach. No girls and school fucks you over. students pay 30,000 a yar to be ass raped
Dude i got grounded from flight today for no reason, I tried going to Records and Registration but i got the riddle runaround
by JACK August 1, 2004
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spit swabbing the pork curtains

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
by jack January 28, 2003
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Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Dude, bonus points if you get twins!
by jack November 24, 2003
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flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora
she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich
by Jack August 5, 2004
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the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'
oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!
by jack June 19, 2003
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