wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 08, 2003

G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

by Jack February 11, 2005

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 07, 2003

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 01, 2004