Jack's definitions

divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.

1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"

by Jack May 13, 2005

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life

Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!

by Jack May 13, 2005

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.

Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.

by Jack April 11, 2005