Jack's definitions

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

lamoid

A person who is suffering from lameness.

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.

by Jack July 15, 2004

jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 7, 2003

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

by jack June 19, 2003