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Half-Pound of Weed/Marijuana.

Half-Pound = 8 ounces
4 ounces = QP or quarter pound
1 ounce = 8 eigths
1 eigth = 3.5 grams.

How much u got in that brick there, son?

Well sir, I believe it to be about an HP, but we haven't broken it up yet and were about to scrape it for keef. We'll get back to you on that one later G.

by MIL specialist March 05, 2004

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House party

There's a video chat app called house party that people can go on with up to eight chatters.

"Hey, wanna hp later?"

by Krystal waters April 20, 2017

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South East San Francisco. Home of Double Rock housing projects. Murder rates are rising and is arguably as dangerous as south bronx.

From the Swamp to H.P, my ni**as role 100 deep,-- Messy Marv

by bigblock23 February 10, 2005

hp

stands for Hindu Punjabi

dude I ain't sikh im HP

by anon November 19, 2004

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HP, or HP's...short for HOT PROSPECTS. Imminently bangable girls.

Did you see the way that HP was getting down to C+C Music Factory? I might get her a Zima.

by OnoSendai May 26, 2006

hp

hand phone. Common in south Asia for what North Americans call a cell phone.

I have your hp number and will call you.

by Andrew Ostrander July 20, 2008

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a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"

miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss

by Gucci Gang Gueen January 16, 2019