Definitions by Cappy1

Playing the piano 

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the piano 

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Side 

A homosexual male who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Gay man 1: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Gay man 2: Actually, I’m just a side.

Side by Cappy1 October 8, 2018

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

beating off by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

chubbing 

Getting an erection!

When the male organ becomes enlarged due to sexual arousal or physical stimulation.

I swear when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I was chubbing the whole time!

chubbing by Cappy1 January 14, 2017

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.

"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"

Waking up the rocket by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

dick sleeve 

Foreskin.

My dick head is really sensitive because I still got my dick sleeve!

dick sleeve by Cappy1 July 13, 2010