Cappy1's definitions

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 27, 2004

Hood

a) Urban area of a city usually populated by mostly black folks. (aka: ghetto).

b) Prepuce of the penis or clitoris. (aka: Foreskin)

a) I ain't afraid of these niggaz, I grew up in the hood dawg!

b) I usually pull my hood back before I take a piss.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

saggy sisters

The nut sack.

Your balls...because there are two of them and they sag!

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Nut rag

Rag that you use to to clean up your nutt after you finished jackin off.

It was so long since I last came, my nut rag was sokin wet after I got done.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004