Cappy1's definitions

circumcised

a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.

"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Four Inches

1) Length of a very small penis.

2) Average penis size of a 12 year old boy.

I heard Suzie bought a vibrator because her boyfriend only has four inches down there.

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Nut rag

Rag that you use to to clean up your nutt after you finished jackin off.

It was so long since I last came, my nut rag was sokin wet after I got done.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Cavailer

An uncut dick.

Take a look down my shorts and you can tell I'm a cavalier.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004