43 definitions by Cappy1

Seven Inches

1) Lenght of an above average penis.

2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.

"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!

Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.

by Cappy1 October 6, 2005

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Masturbation (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back).

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

I spent the whole day waisting time skinning it back when I coulda been getting laid!

by Cappy1 August 25, 2008

Masturbating (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back).

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004