Cappy1's definitions

saggy sisters

The nut sack.

Your balls...because there are two of them and they sag!

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 27, 2004

Hood

a) Urban area of a city usually populated by mostly black folks. (aka: ghetto).

b) Prepuce of the penis or clitoris. (aka: Foreskin)

a) I ain't afraid of these niggaz, I grew up in the hood dawg!

b) I usually pull my hood back before I take a piss.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Spencer Elden

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!

Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.

by Cappy1 October 11, 2005

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

MAC machine

1. MAC is an Acronym for Money Access Center. The machine is redundant as it is in ATM machine.

2. Common term for ATM used in northeastern states and metropolitan areas.

Hey man I need to make a stop at the MAC machine before we hit up this strip club.

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004

turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004