Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."
by JmeAnPri December 22, 2008
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"Paire" is a fan-created word coined to describe the relationship between the two characters Peter Petrelli (uncle) and Claire Bennet (niece) from serial "Heroes". Paire is not canon but fans of Paire don't care about it.
1st Girl: Oh, I want to kill Tim Kring (creator/writer of Heroes)!
2nd girl: Why?
1st girl: He didn't make Paire!
by Ritr December 30, 2010
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A set of two cards that share the same number or face value.
Two 2's is a bad pair, but two Aces is the best starting hand.
by DapperDanMan March 04, 2005
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The set of breasts on a woman, usually commented on as a whole.
Dude, check out the pair on that babe!
by florkdorgingblads August 02, 2005
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Steve: Titanic is a terrible movie, but I loved seeing Kate Winselt's Pairs!!
by Oscar Knight February 18, 2012
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this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.
person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!
by trixstar November 02, 2008
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