PornSoldier's definitions

Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Forcefield

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

A protective shield or barrier made of energy to protect or isolate a person, area or object.

Captain: Computer create a forcefield around the warpcore in main engineering!
Computer: Specify frequency pattern...
Captain: I don't give a damn just create a forcefield!
*Forcefield activated*

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

b17ch

bitch in leet - 1337

pwnz0r3d b17ch!!
(owned bitch)

by PornSoldier December 17, 2006

Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

Tri-Phasic Perforator

Nerd talk for 3-hole punch

Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???

by PornSoldier July 31, 2007

Betazoid

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

Class of race; A telepathic humanoid capable of reading human emotion and detecting life.

Councellor Troi is a Betazoid.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006