Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

Tri-Phasic Perforator

Nerd talk for 3-hole punch

Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???

by PornSoldier July 31, 2007

Betazoid

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

Class of race; A telepathic humanoid capable of reading human emotion and detecting life.

Councellor Troi is a Betazoid.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Alpha Sentence

You guys should know this one...
A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

So if thats Alpha Sentence...what's Beta Sentence?

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

TNA Pants

Best thing God has ever invented

*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*

by PornSoldier July 31, 2007

Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006