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brain breath 

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
brain breath by PornSoldier March 18, 2008

Tri-Phasic Perforator 

Nerd talk for 3-hole punch
Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???

TNA Pants 

Best thing God has ever invented
*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*
TNA Pants by PornSoldier July 31, 2007

Snack Wrap

Latest McDonald's convention to rip off customers $1.49 at a time.
Customer: One snack wrap please
Employee: $1.49 please
Snack Wrap by PornSoldier July 31, 2007
pwnz0r3d b17ch!!
(owned bitch)
b17ch by PornSoldier December 17, 2006
Just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.
Is a sentence with cologne in it necessary?
Cologne by PornSoldier December 16, 2006
Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006