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The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Alpha Sentence

You guys should know this one...
A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

So if thats Alpha Sentence...what's Beta Sentence?

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Betazoid

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

Class of race; A telepathic humanoid capable of reading human emotion and detecting life.

Councellor Troi is a Betazoid.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Forcefield

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

A protective shield or barrier made of energy to protect or isolate a person, area or object.

Captain: Computer create a forcefield around the warpcore in main engineering!
Computer: Specify frequency pattern...
Captain: I don't give a damn just create a forcefield!
*Forcefield activated*

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

De-Regift

1. Verb. To Degift a regift. Think about it, you'll figure it out.

Brother: Man this gift sucks. (What the heck is it? I'll just give it to my sister.) Here you can have it.
Sister: Aww thanks brother! I always wanted one of these!
Brother: (Hey she actually likes it, maybe its useful) Actually wait, can i de-regift you? Erm degift you?

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Cologne

Just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.

Is a sentence with cologne in it necessary?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006