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Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet
#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.
cumrag by joe35205 June 22, 2006
1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
cumrag by Jack September 26, 2003
Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)
I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag
cumrag by Cappy1 June 15, 2004
the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation
if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed
cumrag by kyle m July 16, 2003
A dirty rag used to repeatedly clean up someones cum. Can be used as an insult to slutty girls or gay guys.
Sara: Hi sammy! Please eat my pussy!!

Sammy: Get outa here you Cumrag!

Drake: Your a loser.

Nick: Fuck off drake! Lets not forget your a Cumrag.
Cumrag by Nick Da Dick March 1, 2012
A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.
Joe is such a cumrag.
cumrag by John Durker August 16, 2003