cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

by MartinBlank March 31, 2005

cumrag

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

by joe35205 June 22, 2006

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

cumrag

Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)

I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004

cumrag

the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation

if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed

by kyle m July 16, 2003

cumrag

A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.

Joe is such a cumrag.

by John Durker August 17, 2003

cumrag

See also: maxi

We need another cumrag now that maxi's done the rounds

by Stu March 16, 2003