Alex's definitions

cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

ashtray girl

The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.

Ouch.

"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture

by aLeX July 16, 2008

hawk

To aggressivly peddle goods.

MC Pee Pants hawked diet pills.

by Alex April 17, 2006

rah-rah

a person who was born with a spoon in their mouth, usually of the silver variety. They will have recieved a private education and at least one person in the family will be into ponies. They will wear silly clothes and their lack of integration leaves them with a very unique sense of fashion. They look down at the common folk and daddy drives a land rover vogue. Will generally own a "new Mini" and drive around in their car bought for them whilst wearing a body warmer of sorts. Floppy hair and lots of cheek kissing. Girls will be called : Hatty, Poppy, Ellie, Tabatha, Tamar etc. They will never carry a bag over the shoulder and would rather carry more books than they can manage under one arm. There are few problems with the types until the university stage where they are released into society. The naive pomp of these fools can often lead to violence. Degree courses will include law, politics, English or History.

I have to leave the library, there is no way I can listen to these rah-rah dicks shitting out their mouths for any longer

by Alex June 17, 2006

on deck

on deck is generally used to discribe somebody whos prepared, and has weed

-I need to get faded.

-Talk to Jay, hes always on deck!

by alex June 18, 2006

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

big cheeseburger

A juicy delicacy from Jack in the Box.

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.

by Alex June 18, 2006