Alex's definitions

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003

RINO

Republican in name only; typically means a member of the GOP who's more liberal than a Republican should be

Schwarzegger's one big RINO!

by Alex August 19, 2003

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 18, 2003

Jo

A solid wooden staff approximately four feet in length, often used in aikido and many other Japanese Martial Arts.

Be careful where you swing your Jo around

by Alex January 17, 2005

foodgasm

This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include:
1. Becoming weak in the knees
2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!"
3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

The smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss Potbelly sandwich was enough for Ronny to have multiple foodgasms.

by Alex March 15, 2004

lerdo

a funnie, cooky person

Amy is a lerdo!

by alex October 8, 2003

pariko

A BIG COOL DOOD WITH LOVELY HAIR
HE IS COOL BUT NOT AS SEXY AS "benji"

likes : small chinese boys...
dislikes : big caucasian gurls

pariko : let's do lunch

by alex September 2, 2003