Alex's definitions

Majin

1)A contestant in life, one of the usual beings on earth.
2)To love Jock Jams

A Teenager hair.

by Alex November 8, 2003

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

skeazy

Scummy + sleazy rolled into one.

Look at that girl, what a skeazy bitch.

by alex November 6, 2003

cracktat

The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.

Did you see that cracktat on that chick?

by Alex January 22, 2005

flipidy-flopidy-flu

a word used to describe a dirty word when in a position when u cant say dirty words

"he said flipidy-flopidy-flu to alex wachter

by alex April 3, 2004

Fug

Fug is a word that has been used for generations, it is one of the most widely unused words in the language. It is commonly known as the same thing as fuck

Fug you, you motha fugga

by Alex December 21, 2004