Alex's definitions

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

hash bash

the act of inhaling yer' stash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.

by alex November 23, 2004

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

caked out

When a girl has way too much makeup on, to the point that it looks caked on.

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

"Yeah right man, look at her face. She's totally caked out."

by alex November 30, 2006