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Cuntmower 

a trimmer to trim pubic hair
Suzan just bought a cuntmower
Cuntmower by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntglomeration 

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
cuntglomeration by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.
"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."
cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

cuntglover 

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)
He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score
cuntglover by projekticeman November 18, 2010

chunkblower 

noun derived from the expression " blow one's chunks " that means " to throw up or to vomit ". It was coined back in the 90's by the Californian Chas. Balun, who was a columnist for Fangoria Magazine.
Basically a "chunkblower " is a film full of horror and violence all depicted in a very gory fashion. It is so gory that you're going to vomit.
"In my review of Ruggero Deodato's 1979 cult classic chunkblower " Cannibal Holocaust " I stated that it was the crown jewel of the popular Italian cannibal film subgenre".
( mod. ) " Avoid many biographical details, Balun primarily sticks to Lucio Fulci's chunkblowing film career, which wrapped a generation of horror fans and ( soon-to-be ) filmmakers ".
chunkblower by emilgrift March 5, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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