One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus
"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
noun derived from the expression " blow one's chunks " that means " to throw up or to vomit ". It was coined back in the 90's by the Californian Chas. Balun, who was a columnist for Fangoria Magazine.
Basically a "chunkblower " is a film full of horror and violence all depicted in a very gory fashion. It is so gory that you're going to vomit.
"In my review of Ruggero Deodato's 1979 cult classic chunkblower " Cannibal Holocaust " I stated that it was the crown jewel of the popular Italian cannibal film subgenre".
( mod. ) " Avoid many biographical details, Balun primarily sticks to Lucio Fulci's chunkblowing film career, which wrapped a generation of horror fans and ( soon-to-be ) filmmakers ".