One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus
"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
noun derived from the expression " blow one's chunks " that means " to throw up or to vomit ". It was coined back in the 90's by the Californian Chas. Balun, who was a columnist for Fangoria Magazine.
Basically a "chunkblower " is a film full of horror and violence all depicted in a very gory fashion. It is so gory that you're going to vomit.
"In my review of Ruggero Deodato's 1979 cult classic chunkblower " Cannibal Holocaust " I stated that it was the crown jewel of the popular Italian cannibal film subgenre".
( mod. ) " Avoid many biographical details, Balun primarily sticks to Lucio Fulci's chunkblowing film career, which wrapped a generation of horror fans and ( soon-to-be ) filmmakers ".
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.