Trimmer 

A trimmer is a person who goes to a certain area of the Yorkshire Moors in England, where the craggy rock floor is coated in a thick and velvety moss covering.

The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.

This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.

Paul is such a trimmer! He was face down on the moors this morning with his pal from the Co-op, Terry Tickler. He’s nothing but a moss sniffing shuffler!

Trimmer by Jizz Maestro May 7, 2019

trimmer 

A person who works processing marijuana. Plantation owners in california hire people each fall in order to pull and cut all the excess leaf off of the plant to prepare it for sale. A good trimmer may bounce from plantation to plantation earning a few thousand dollars in a few weeks.

I had to fire one of my trimmers because i cought her stealing some buds.

trimmer by northhum April 20, 2009

trimmer 

A person who refines political views to accommodate the prevailing winds; particularly, one who contrives self-serving excuses for political views now generally recognized to have been stupid.

In journalism, the current handwringer-in-chief is the New Yorker writer George Packer, whose book *The Assassins' Gate* has met with high praise from ... a subset of pundits I call trimmers... trimmers criticize ... the foolish president, but avoid unequivocal denunciations of this foolish war.

--John R, MacArthur, "Pro-War Liberals Frozen in the Headlights"

trimmer by Abu Yahya January 23, 2009

Trimmer 

someone who enjoys getting sloshed every night

the boys at the pub are all a bunch of trimmers

Trimmer by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Trimmer 

dressed to impress

"top notch suit mate"

Trimmer by Coon cam June 11, 2006

Trimmer neck 

When your neck starts hurting from looking down at weed during trimming.

Man I got some trimmer neck. I’ve been at this all day.

Trimmer neck by MaeFlower05 October 16, 2020

Trimmer's Back 

The un-recognised medical condition for tall people who spend most of their time at work bent over a paper trimmer 2ft too short for the operator to use. The resultant injury from standing over such a device after more than 15 mintues is dubbed 'Trimmer's Back'. A back injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "you finnished with that trimmer yet?"

Y: "no man i've got Trimmer's Back!"

Trimmer's Back by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009