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cuntblocker 

n. a person who blocks a football shot from a woman's vagina downfield from the line of scrimmage
The red team would have won the powderpuff football game if it weren't for the cuntblocker who jumped up and smacked the ball and took it back for a touchdown.
cuntblocker by C-Pain & Friends June 13, 2010

cuntblock 

when a girl is blocked form getting action
She just got cuntblocked
cuntblock by Big April 3, 2005

Cunt Blocker

A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.

Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"

Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
"Wow Regina is such a cunt blocker; she kissed Aaron Samuels at his Halloween party!" Cady
Cunt Blocker by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005

cuntblower 

A mean selfish person, similar to asshole
Stop being such a cuntblower and give me a ride Sam!
cuntblower by Colin Suehler February 21, 2007

cuntlicker 

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.
That cuntlicker just cut me off!
cuntlicker by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntlicker 

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.
A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.
cuntlicker by Nico Naco May 1, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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