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cuntglover 

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)
He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score
cuntglover by projekticeman November 18, 2010
Words you can keep

cuntglomeration 

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
cuntglomeration by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntroversy 

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.
cuntroversy by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cuntroversial

A topic that is open to disagreement or argument, but only from the point of view of a female.
"I thought suggesting an abortion was a logical course of action, however it turned out to be very cuntroversial."
cuntroversial by ttaurean June 29, 2008

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.
Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.
Cuntroversial by No Hemingway May 29, 2020

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntroversy 

Controversy caused wimminz and/or involving wimminz
Female teachers sleeping with students and abortion cause much cuntroversy.
Cuntroversy by Mr Secks May 9, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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