cuntglover

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

by projekticeman November 18, 2010

cuntglomeration

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntroversy

A false accusation of rape.

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.

by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cuntroversial

A topic that is open to disagreement or argument, but only from the point of view of a female.

"I thought suggesting an abortion was a logical course of action, however it turned out to be very cuntroversial."

by ttaurean June 29, 2008

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.

Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

by No Hemingway May 29, 2020

cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntroversy

Controversy caused wimminz and/or involving wimminz

Female teachers sleeping with students and abortion cause much cuntroversy.

by Mr Secks May 9, 2011