12 definitions by Iain1977
1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
2. Tits.
1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together
2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?
McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
by Iain1977 January 29, 2008
1. A Curriculum Vitae or resume is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
2. Tits.
1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.
That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.
by Iain1977 March 26, 2007
A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
by Iain1977 November 19, 2007
1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"
2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight
2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight
by Iain1977 February 29, 2008
1. A shithole of a town in Wales. Famed for a rash of teenage suicides. Now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you'd sooner kill yourself than live there.
2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.
2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.
1. I was so glad to get out of my first appartment - it was such a shit-tip that it made Bridgend look nice.
2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!
2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!
by Iain1977 February 20, 2008