13 definitions by Iain1977

The resultant damage from being hit by a tram. Especially from those trams in Manchester that sneak up on you when you're not paying attention.
1: Heli's in hospital
2: What happened?
1: She was talking on her mobile and received some savage tramage
by Iain1977 April 10, 2008
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1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight
1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight
by Iain1977 February 29, 2008
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Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
by Iain1977 January 29, 2008
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1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
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A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
by Iain1977 November 19, 2007
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A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.
That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.
by Iain1977 March 26, 2007
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1. A marvel of industrial engineering, linking the industrial town of Hull with the fishing port of Grimsby

2. The female perineum, so called because like the Humber Bridge it links a place that stinks of shit with one that stinks of fish.
That girl from Brimingham stank, the cleanest part of her was her Humber Bridge
by Iain1977 February 22, 2008
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