cuntbooger 

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.

"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."

cuntbooger by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

cuntburgers 

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.

I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!

cuntburgers by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011

Cuntbanger 

A man who fucks cunts.

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!

Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011