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cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009
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cuntglomeration 

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
cuntglomeration by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntblower 

A mean selfish person, similar to asshole
Stop being such a cuntblower and give me a ride Sam!
cuntblower by Colin Suehler February 21, 2007

cuntglover 

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)
He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score
cuntglover by projekticeman November 18, 2010

cuntclogger 

Multiple insertions of the male organ into the female counter-part, leading to clogging.
Man, that broad is a major cuntclogger...just look at her capacity.
cuntclogger by lesagekin April 2, 2008

cuntcooker 

A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.
Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher
cuntcooker by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020
One that publicly displays affection for a false reason! I.E. a beard but for women
What a cuntcover , we all know she's lesbo!
cuntcover by Mineral miner July 26, 2018