Cuntmower 

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

Cuntmower by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

cuntnoyer 

suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.

Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*

cuntnoyer by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

cuntroversy 

A false accusation of rape.

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.

cuntroversy by jammyboil April 21, 2007

cuntroversial

A topic that is open to disagreement or argument, but only from the point of view of a female.

"I thought suggesting an abortion was a logical course of action, however it turned out to be very cuntroversial."

cuntroversial by ttaurean June 29, 2008

Cuntsomer 

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

Cuntsomer by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.

Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

Cuntroversial by No Hemingway May 29, 2020