Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

Cronch

It's crunch, but better.

When I bit into the taco i heard a cronch

by Polarbeareo September 12, 2017

Cronch

Cronch is the meaning of the sound when you bite or eat a bath bomb.

"Oh, boy. There Jared goes, cronching away."

by SukoshiMankoWoTabesashiteKure August 24, 2017

cronch

the most elite way to say crunch!

jim- eats chip
chip- cronch

by Hornyforashnikko June 15, 2020

cronch

Cronch

Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis

"That big ol' dog simply cronched that whole carrot!"

by chonchybois December 26, 2019

Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Cronch

The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.

"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."

"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."

by kickthepj May 3, 2014