A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
by Bob Sometimes April 29, 2005
When turned on, a guy or girl can say to the other...."Heeey tiger"
"You were a tiger in bed last night"
"You were a tiger in bed last night"
by sex kitten April 29, 2005
1. Tiger is a word said condescendingly by someone at least 1 year older than someone else, often but not exclusively by a retiree to a teenager. It makes fun of the younger person's energetic, unlearned, immature, vicious, aggresive, dynamic persona.
2. A good friend.
3. An Acquaintance.
2. A good friend.
3. An Acquaintance.
by Diego August 14, 2003
a sexual pet name for your man. rough in bed likes to bite and scratch. likes to leave his tiger marks on you . sexy and mysterious. takes control and gets what he wants
by greenfantasy June 12, 2011
by Tiger January 24, 2004
1. a giant striped cat in asia
2. a fierce and willful person
3. a german war tank
4. a symbol of a totalitarian and oppressive government like fascism/nazism and communism
5. a symbol of military might and imperialism
2. a fierce and willful person
3. a german war tank
4. a symbol of a totalitarian and oppressive government like fascism/nazism and communism
5. a symbol of military might and imperialism
1. Tigers are the biggest cats in the world
2. A person like a tiger
3. The Tiger tank was one of Germanys best
4. A tiger government is in power now, they are going to eat us alive.
5. An army as mighty as a tiger
2. A person like a tiger
3. The Tiger tank was one of Germanys best
4. A tiger government is in power now, they are going to eat us alive.
5. An army as mighty as a tiger
by whorunit69 October 15, 2006
A striped jungle cat, the largest member of the cat family. Endangered. Their natural habitat and food in and around India is decreasing and more than laws to protect them are needed for these undeniably viscious but remarkable creatures.
Tigers do not eat cereal, unlike a certain cartoon tiger named Tony.
Tigers might look cute... but a smaller the version, the tabby, is a better way to go as far as pets are concerned.
Tigers might look cute... but a smaller the version, the tabby, is a better way to go as far as pets are concerned.
by Lorelili March 5, 2005
