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Crouching
To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.
Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
Crouching by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
Crouching Uncle
The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
Crouching Stork
When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
Crouching Soldier
Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d
I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.
Crouching Soldier by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009
Crouching Caesar
The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
Crouching Caesar by roblund March 8, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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