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Hiding the weed (or another drug)
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
by HomerSimpson March 05, 2005
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verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive
BN was crotching-it on the couch
by jervis March 03, 2005
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